Sunday, June 15, 2008

SOMETHING ABOUT TAX

Hi friends .....

Do you know What is tax?

A tax is a financial charge or other levy imposed on an individual or a legal entity by a state or a functional equivalent of a state. Taxes are also imposed by many subnational entities. Taxes consist of direct tax or indirect tax, and may be paid in money or as its labour equivalent (often but not always unpaid). A tax may be defined as a "pecuniary burden laid upon individuals or property to support the government a payment exacted by legislative authority."A tax " is not a voluntary payment or donation, but an enforced contribution, exacted pursuant to legislative authority" and is "any contribution imposed by government whether under the name of toll, tribute, tallage, gabel, impost, duty, custom, excise, subsidy, aid, supply, or other name."

In modern taxation systems, taxes are levied in money, but in-kind and corvée(A formal tax that peasants paid) taxation are characteristic of traditional or pre-capitalist states and their functional equivalents. The method of taxation and the government expenditure of taxes raised is often highly debated in politics and economics.

Tax can result in anything from the mechanisms of slavery to the fruits of re-distributive social revolution, depending on the details of its implementation.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

SMILE IN LIFE

Hi Friends...

Here comes some of the tricky questions and their over tricky answers from the blog of my friend.

I hope you will like it…….!!!!!!

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
Apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid.

Q: What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me

Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched the Nag.

Q: Chintu's mom has three sons. What is the name of the other two?
A: Chintu-1 & Chintu-3


THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY BLOG.........
KEEP SMILING....

Saturday, June 7, 2008

PHOENIX JOURNEY

Hi Friends...

The Phoenix Lander successfully touched down on Mars today at about 7:40 pm EDT today. The NASA scientists called the descent "Seven Minutes of Peril" and the Lander survived it with aplomb.

The NASA scientists watched the data pouring in from the Lander and were happy to know it landed successfully without any hitch. All the hard work and time spent for this mission paid of well in the end.

It was able to deploy the parachute as planned and it discarded the parachute and fired it thrusters few thousand meters from the Mars’ surface and landed safely.

In the coming days the Phoenix Lander will sample the soil and ice and see whether any organic materials are present now or were in the past.

The video shows the animation sequence of how the Phoenix Lander will arrive at Mars.

No video of its landing was shown but they were able to get data directly from the Lander and from the orbiting Mars Odyssey and the data showed all is well now with the Lander.

It will explore the soil for the next three months.

For more coverage on the Phoenix Lander check the article here.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

WISH

Hi friends..
Here are some of the best moments in life :-
@@ Lying on the bed and listening to the music.
@@ Thinking about the person you love.
@@ Taking a long drive on a calm road.
@@ Looking at your old photographs.
@@ Smiling without reason.
@@ Giggling naughtily over silly jokes.
@@ Holding hands with your friend.
@@ Getting a hug from someone you love.
@@ The moment your eyes fill with tears after a big laugh.
@#@#@#WISHING ALL THESE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN and AGAIN..................

Saturday, May 31, 2008

GREATNESS OF GOD

Hi all........

God, grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change,

courage to change the things I can,

and the wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time,

enjoying one moment at a time,

accepting hardship as a pathway to peace:

taking, as he did, this sinful world as it is,

not as I would have it:

trusting that he will make all things right

if I surrender to his will:

that I may be reasonably happy in this life,

and supremely happy with him forever

in the next.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

CHANGE MOOD

Hi friennds....

What do you do when you're feeling a bit down? Raid the fridge, call a friend, get drunk, or have a good cry? According to new research, these common methods are all pretty useless. So what can you do?

Do's and Don'ts. For advanced mood changers keen to manipulate the energy or tension components of their moods separately- taking into account, of course, their natural daily rhythms- these are the Do's and Don'ts.

For energy: Use some of the techniques for active mood change, like relaxation, exercise and giving yourself a pep talk.

Plus: Change your location. Call someone. Keep busy. Listen to music. Take a shower. Have a rest.

Don't:

  • drink coffee
  • eat
  • watch TV
  • smoke
  • get drunk
  • cry it out
  • talk it through with a friend
  • behave nervously (fidgeting, pacing)
  • enjoying a hobby
  • going shopping
  • doing chores
  • having sex
  • reading or writing
  • spiritual or religious activities

Monday, May 26, 2008

LIFE

Hi friends....

Do you know

The most useless thing to do.......Worry
The greatest Joy........Giving
The greatest loss...... Loss of self-respect.
The most satisfying work.........Helping others
The ugliest personality trait............Selfishness
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ...Fear
The most effective sleeping pill.... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease... .Excuses
The most powerful force in life. ..Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.......The brain !
The worst thing to be without................... Hope
The deadliest weapon......The tongue
The two most power-filled words........."I Can"
The greatest asset..... ..Faith
The most worthless emotion.....Self-pity
The most prized possession................Integrity
The most beautiful attire.. ..A SMILE!
The most powerful channel of communication..... .Prayer
The most contagious spirit............ Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life........ ......GOD
Everyone needs this list to live by!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

FACT

Hi Friends..................

I'll tell you a secret...

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply that they have perfect faith, to have faith is to have wings.

Flying is a very tangible freedom. It is beauty, adventure, discovery — the epitome of breaking into new worlds.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Some of my movies

Hi Friends...
Here are some of My movies..

1. One movie that made you laugh.

Scary movie

2. One movie that made you cry.

U Me Aur Hum

3. One movie you loved when you were a child.

Tom & Jerry :)

4. One movie you’ve seen more than once.

Mummy :P

5. One movie you loved, but were embarrassed to admit it.

This one's very, very hard. Probably some local-300. :P

6. One movie you hated.

Ram Gopal Verma Ki AAG

7. One movie that scared you.

EVIL DEAD :P

8. One movie that bored you.

Ram Gopal Verma Ki AAG

9. One movie that made you happy.

Babe

10. One movie that made you miserable.

Race

11. One movie you weren’t brave enough to see.

Still No as such movie :P

12. One movie character you’ve fallen in love with.

Oooohhhh...lots. :P

13. The last movie you saw.

BHOOT NATH

14. The next movie you hope to see.

NARNIYA & JANNAT :)

Friday, May 16, 2008

MY FIRST POST

Hi friends...
This is my first post on my new blog "4FRNZ". I am inspired by my friends VIKAS & ANUP for blogging. Although I already have two more blogs "KHUSHI" & "ALWAZ CHILL" but m making one more blog.
Hope it will also be as familiar as the other ones.
Thnx